Episode 197: Pik'n Away at "Hard Target" with CouchManBakes

Andrew "CouchManBakes" Tiede⁠⁠ must have been sure that ⁠⁠CatBusRuss⁠⁠ was going to get his panel approved for ⁠Fan Expo New Orleans 2025⁠⁠. Why else would he have requested to cover perhaps the best narrative ⁠⁠Jean-Claude Van Damme⁠⁠had ever starred in, ⁠⁠John Woo⁠⁠'s "⁠⁠Hard Target⁠⁠"?

That is presumptuous statement, but would it not be great for "⁠Ninety For Chill: The Podcast⁠" to have provided a friendship for our host where a guest can be on the same wave length? ⁠CatBus obviously had posted a fan art image of this nineties gem on his Instagram⁠ when he was making a call out for guests. It is a surprise that it took so long for this show to cover this feature because it is essentially, "What if "⁠Commando⁠" had known assets to face off/support our uber hero".

We do not mean that as shots against the talents of William Duke, David Patrick Kelly, Bill Paxton, and Rae Dawn Chong, but ⁠Wilford Brimley⁠ Cajun accent is a lot more fun than Dan Hedaya's Central American. Sorry Vernon Wells, you were not a known commodity in 1985. ⁠Lance Henriksen⁠ was very mush that in 1993.

This is a charming take on "The Most Dangerous Game" set in New Orleans. At least ⁠Sam Raimi⁠ decided to give the rundown Detroit tropes a rest for this feature. It is a silly tale of a Louisianan merchant sailor from the Marines being hunted for sport, but it delivers great action and asks the question, how could we ignore "The Mummy" giving us a virtually mute ⁠Arnold Vosloo⁠?

After this film, not letting him deliver English dialogue is awful. Surely Stephen Sommers did not want to hurt our feelings.

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